Obnoxious arrogant
schoolmates; how to show them their place.
If
you're sure the offender is the next person to use the shower
you're in luck and that person will be blue. Here's how: Go
to the VET and purchase some fairly large empty gelatin
capsules, fill them with something like RIT, a dye used to
dye clothes in the washing machine. Personally I prefer Woad
Blue, but then I'm a Scot. Purchase some plain gelatin at the grocery.
Mix it up in hot water and after the surface becomes the least bit
sticky dip the capsule in and dry it with an hair dryer, repeat this
several times. Admittedly this part is a bit tricky.
Zip into
the WC, carefully remove the shower head, pop a few capsules in the
pipe and replace the shower head. Then when the water flows at first no
color will flow, about the time your schoolmate gets soapy and closes
the eyes -- well then the color will flow. OBTW There is no cure, it
has to wear off. Usually humility wears on at the same time.
Another
outstanding trick is to sneak into the WC and stretch Saran Wrap over
the toilet bowl. Make a really neat job of it. This is best done late
Friday or Saturday night. When the offender returns from a night of
revelry that person will approach the white throne depending on their
specific degree of devotion, they may reverently kneel, respectfully
stand or sit in quiet spiritual contemplation. In any case they will be
dazed and amazed.
In rather
cold damp climates I've found the early morning application of Super
Glue to the appropriate door knob a few minutes before it will be
grasped is quite a bonding experience. As a person so joined as it
might be said, is usually in a state of undress the opportunities for
contumely and opprobrium are virtually infinite.
If the
offending person has been out drinking and is now abed and if perchance
a hand of the offender dangles from the bed, well, hummm. Fill a small
bowl with slightly cooled water, stack some stuff so you can sit the
bowl on it and carefully immerse the offender's hand in the slightly
cooled water... Beat a silent but hasty retreat. Shortly the offender
will awaken realizing he had a liquid problem and now has to lay in it.
Bill
McCaslin Dir. Technical Services & Training Document Imaging
Solutions, LLC http://www.documentimage.com
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interesting articles by by Bill McCaslin:-
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Don't put up with it |
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